I’ve been drinking this stuff for years and never knew about words of wisdom underneath the bottle cap. Now I’m wondering how long they’ve been there. Someone please tell me that it’s something new. Also, in the spirit of the recent global obsession with my “Name That Hole” contests, I challenge you all to write in your best guess as to what’s printed on the other side of that cap there. For you Aggies, that means I’m asking for the company name.